Morris the Cat Humor Series Continues With Another Advice Column for Cat Lovers

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Guest Post
#3 Post in a Series

by Morris the Cat
Live Well & Prospurr
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Editor's Note:

Continuing a fun series following Morris Guest Post #1 and Morris Guest Post #2, world famous Morris the Cat is back with another advice column for you and your cat. For more fun animal related stuff cat lovers enter the MBE 9Lives Cat Giftbasket Giveaway as well as check out the Top 8 Free Cat Apps and all the funny animal videos I've been posting on MBE's Facebook page lately. Also learn how you can participate in the ASPCA cat food drive Morris and 9Lives are running via their Live Well & Prospurr program.

Dear Morris,

I've always considered myself a "cat's cat." I'm a champion napper, an expert invisible bug chaser, and my hairballs? I can cough one so big you could use it as a toupee. That's why I'm so distressed by what I'm about to tell you. I've never once caught that feather that dangles on the end of a stick. I see it, I lunge for it, and just when I think it's within paw's reach, it darts away again. It frankly has me questioning my cathood. What should I do?

Warmly,
Purr-plexed and Paw-ndering

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​Dear Purr-plexed and Paw-ndering,

It's not your fault you haven't caught the feather. What I'm about to say may come as a shock... there is a human on the other end of that feather, manipulating it like a marionette. It's a conspiracy of gigantic proportions. You've never caught the feather because your human has never let you. If any of you humans out there are reading, please let your four-legged friends 'win' some of the time. It's great to have a competitive streak playing a board game or the ball court, but let us felines experience the sweet taste of victory (it actually tastes a lot like 9Lives). Besides, cathing the feather, ball, or string will get your cat one step closer to their ultimate goal: world domination.

Yours truly,
Morris the Cat

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